I'm not a texter

But I just dug these off my phone:

I'm here. We are filming!

How can she not want to see our boyfriend?

Mom & Dad are passed out.

How is portland? Have you seen your lover yet?

Behind every beautiful girl, there is a fucked up guy that did her wrong and made her strong!

I'm leavin on a jet plane!!!

This really sucks

Cute curly haired babies on the way yet?

Missed Connections!

Sounds dreamy!

It's a girl!

Can you see him right now?

Amen sista!

Sha la la la la...

I'm officially sore!

Just call me the Mega Force HCG 2007

I'm working on it!

Remind me to tell you about the lamp.

THIS JUST IN: he has a gf. My life has no meaning anymore. I am inconsolable.

SQUIRREL: the other white meat.

Shut up! Tell her hi.

When can I meet him?

Good thing I just ate my soy pudding so I'm not tempted by the devil and his chocolate cake!

Well, the firemen just pulled in, so at least I have something to watch while I wait! Take your time!

Good morning from the girls! [picture attached]

Emergency! What is that craigslist thing for when you miss your soulmate?

I'm sitting in a bed n breakfast at the Oregon Coast watching the tide in & out. Wish you were here, I miss you!

UNICORN: the other white meat

Actually, there was an autographed picture of him by my bed! :)

It's too hot to be alive.

Jesus, Mary, Joseph - just got your email!

Ew.

Just booked a flight...see you at 6pm!

I don't follow directions well.

P.S. I'm thinking the Love Shack will need a mascot, like a puppy or something.