to: mom@gmail.com
date: Sat, Sep 20, 2008 at 12:46pm
subject: Where is "home" really?
Annie and I have talked, and we decided we'd like to stay here at Katie's awhile longer. Annie loves the chicken here and is afraid she won't get the same home cooked meals in your kitchen. I mean lets face it, you don't even like to cook for humans. I don't want to live with those rambunctious, blonde beasts again. And don't even get me started on traveling with them. Why don't we say we'll stay at least through the end of the year. That way you can get to Arizona and get settled and then we can talk about this again. And besides, Katie really needs us here. She'd be SO lonely without us, and we really like it here. We enjoy being "city kitties" and all the attention she gives us. Please consider...
Love you (but not the dogs),
Stubby-butthole
from: stubbyandannie@gmail.com
to: katie@gmail.com
date: Sat, Sep 20, 2008 at 12:51pm
subject: Please don't make us go!
Oh-so-lovely Katie,
We got word that we're being taken to Redmond, held captive for a couple of days, and then being taken on that dreadful trip back to Arizona. Please don't let it happen just yet! We want to spend more time here with you. We love being here in the city! Remember when we lived with you for a whole year before Mom & Dad moved? That was the best! And we want to stay with you for a while longer. Please, please can we stay?
Love,
Stubby and Annie
from: katie@gmail.com
to: mom@gmail.com
date: Sat, Sep 20, 2008 at 12:56pm
subject: Fwd: Please don't make us go!
Look what I got from the kitties...
They must really want to stay to go through all the trouble of creating an email account without opposable thumbs. How can you deny them? And you know I really, really , REALLY want them to stay longer! Plllllllllllease? Pretty please with sugar on top! I love Stubby and Annie SO much!
from: mom@gmail.com
to: katie@gmail.com
date: Sun, Sep 21, 2008 at 6:03am
subject: kitties
My darling Kathryn:
Valiant attempt, but not happening!
1 comment:
Hilarious, although I am sad that I will not get to meet the infamous Stubby! Maybe you could cat sit for people in your building?
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