Eye encounter

"Them your eyes?"

I look around, I'm the only other person in the elevator, and not sure why the eyes in my head would belong to someone else, so I respond, "Yeah."

"Well, I just mean, you know how some people have them contacts to change the eyes."

"Oh, yeah.  These are really mine."

"Them nice!" he says and starts to exit the elevator, then pauses and stares at me, "Mmm... I could look into them eyes all day!"

"Uh... thanks?"